Isn't that the worst? When they are like, almost there, but then they have to go screw it up by being crazy?

[she sighs.]

Like, I can tell, you're a catch. Sucks that he had to suck, trust me I know.

[Except, Akari would have been more willing to be crazy with him. Because, you know, everyone in Jubilife are bitches. (Really, she ain't bitter. Still.)]