[Ridiculous? How can any of this be ridiculous? She's thought this through at least three times, her logic is sound!]

Your former human mind likes having space. Your new body has different wants and needs.

[Is that...even true? Has anyone been fighting with weird, animal instincts? The Pokémon here act pretty civilized...]

I've already observed how poorly you've been sleeping, the solution is clear. You will comply.