He has no fucking clue how to respond to this. He sits there in bewilderment for a moment before bursting into laughter.

"Golly, I thought I did a bad job of being god," he manages between laughing fits. "I managed it for about 10 minutes before getting nearly beaten to death by a bunch of kids." Or one kid and a bunch of dead kids' souls, anyway. The other time he became god, he wound up sobbing, which is even more embarrassing. "So hey, if it happened to me, I'm sure you can teach this 'Arceus' freak a lesson, too!"