You know, most people would seemed worried if someone told them they became a God and nearly got beaten to death by a bunch of kids.

But Akari was just built different.

"Like how many did it take? Kid wise to beat you up. Maybe you were just a weenie god. Did you spend a bunch of time monologizing or something?"

Volo did, but you know what, if he was willing to be crazy with her, Hisui might be different right now. But instead, no, he had to be bitter because she was Arceus' favorite. Maybe if he did have an ugly cosplay and stupid shoes the story would be different.