friendlyflower: (happyrealize)
Flowey ([personal profile] friendlyflower) wrote in [community profile] bottlecaplogs 2025-07-07 03:27 am (UTC)

Boy howdy, are you kidding? Before I came here, I was stuck underground doing the same boring crap with the same boring people forever. [He does not elaborate on this whatsoever.] You've had some real-life video game adventures! Be proud! I wish I got to experience some of the epic fights you did... Buuut, I'll settle for hearing about them.

And hey, don't worry about it being confusing! I'm pretty clever, you know! [He has, after all, taken everyone he knew apart and put them back together again in countless ways countless times. He loves digging for lore, finding ways to break the game, learning things nobody else knows.

Suddenly, he realizes that Firoza seems genuinely happy thanks to him. He feels numb inside, like always... but being nice sometimes isn't so bad, he guesses. After all, his actions have consequences, now. The consequence this time might be 'cool stories'!
]

My life before I came here was really boring! [He says, lying.] So I don't exactly have any stories to tell in return... but, I'll tell you what. Call me if you're ever going to take down a bounty and need some backup! I'm tough, too! [He attempts to puff up and look as intimidating as an undersized Sunkern can.]

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