Catrina's No Good, Very Grody December And January Catchall!

[gimmeeyeballs]

Who: Catrina, you, and WORMSMAS (Catrina no!)

What: An in general Catchall with a side of quests should they come up :'3c

When: Throughout all of December!

Where: Bottlecap Bay and most certainly the Spire...Catrina WHY?!?

Warnings: Peens being drawn, Catrina being Catrina, Catrina's lack of understanding of how mammals/birds work, amphibian trivia (Trust me its needed), and more to be added as the month goes on.

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[heartonachain]

"Garlands are worm shaped," they helpfully add, in case she somehow didn't think of that already. They got plenty of those to work with. As for the last ingredient of the perfect worm on a string... they lean down to her level, speaking in a gravely serious tone. "Know where we can get some string."

... but that step can wait until later. Gotta deal with the eyes first.

Lacking both functional eyes of their own and opposable thumbs, Kris resorts to grabbing a mouthful of rocks and rolling them around in their mouth. To test for size and roundness, obviously. They spit the good ones into a gross little pile on the floor.

[gimmeeyeballs]

"Damn, that's a good point and its edible too!" Catrina no...nevermind this booger is sold on being able to eat the garland worm on a string.

....The matter of the sting though...Catrina scrunches her face a bit as she bullies her own braincells into this mythical thing called 'thinking'. The flame brightens a bit as though a lightbulb went off remembering the SINTO quest, "How about we hit up the gift wrapping pile? I think that has string there we could use!"

A new tradition has been founded as Catrina watches Kris on how they test the rocks before trying it herself! It's like jawbreakers, only earthier and maybe a bit metallic tasting. Mineral intaking is happening as a bonus!

[heartonachain]

They pause their rock-chewing to consider this suggestion. Huh... that's actually a pretty good idea. They were planning to steal from Akechi's conspiracy board, but this works too.

Maybe next time. Their(?) secret emergency string stash...

They spit a few more good rocks into the pile.

"What else do you do for Wormsmas?"

[gimmeeyeballs]

Catrina puts a pause on chewing on a rock to think on Wormsmas, delightfully whimsical Wormsmas~!

"Well we got the Goose on the Roof, a wooden goose that we supply with knives and booze to fight off the Woozel Worm with. We also have these cheesecake bars on a stick that are shaped like stars as well as spice surprise cookies that have candies inside."

Oh boy...this informal keeps on coming and Catrina spares no details!

"There's like the Wormsmas Market that we get fun vendors at along with foods and Storytellers. Downside, have to monitor my older brother, he gets out of hand with the Woozel Worm performer without fail. I think he got arrested once or evaded arrest, I'm not entirely sure which one."