Earning her keep

[arceusstansme]

Who: Akari and any poor sod who crosses her path.
What: Akari is here to prove her worth to Bottlecap Bay. Whether you like it or not.
Where: Bottlecap Bay
When: Sometime during April (all of it)
Warnings: Swearing, the traumas:tm:



Some people (or, well, Pokémon) would take a day or two to adjust to having their bodies shaped into something new and thrown into a new location. Maybe take a moment to adjust to any weird dysmorphia about suddenly having no fingers or being a sentient bag of garbage (which, let's be real, isn't a change for some people.)

Akari on the other hand started to work. Someone needed a berry delivered from point A to point B without being eaten somewhere in the middle? Akari was on it. Needed someone to go tell their kid who was playing dangerously close to a ledge to stop it? Akari was already there. It didn't matter; it seemed like the moment someone looked mildly uncomfortable, the Cyndaquil was already there trying to fix an ill or find something.

It would be impressive if it seemed like she took a break. Or if she didn't seem like she was just sitting in traffic waiting for a light to turn as she listened to whatever someone needed. It was also obvious she was also trying to make sure the task was done 100 percent, even if she checked back in with the person like she was throwing a cigarette butt at them when she was done.

That was just the nature of her. Sometimes you might see her resting her feet for a second or two; other times you might see her waiting for someone or something to appear to give a message or deliver something. Or sometimes, she might stop and stare at you for a moment before asking if you needed help.

Comments

[seacub]

"I mean, I didn't say you were one... ...just that the pokemon you are looks a lot like it. We didn't have pokemon where I lived, just normal, non powered animals..."

He is fortunately, despite being baby, pretty well versed in cutting remarks. Anasui (and the rest of prison) raised him well(???)

"...Most of the citizens don't wear clothes either? I mean, clothes were really made for humans to protect themselves in the first place," that and societal modesty he supposes, "So it's really not that strange as a pokemon!"

Really though, he just doesn't know what he'd wear.

[arceusstansme]

"Oh, you're from the freakish place with no Pokémon."

Which Akari has been made aware of, and it still boggles her. Like, how do they survive without powers? Not even a simple shock or something to cause a flinch to survive. That is so weird.

"I wear clothes because they look cute and make me look cuter."

Humble, isn't she? But also, as soon as she could, she did get rid of the potato shoes and put on some proper ones.

"I know you need clothes thick enough to survive being attacked and stuff, but also, it's nice to walk into town and people being like 'Who is she? This beauty queen?' and guess what, it's me. Like, boys need the chance to dress up. We're going shopping, we're going to make you look fresh and you'll understand."

[seacub]

Primarily the power of pepper spray.

And g- "Yeah. ...I think most of us here are in that situation actually."

Mmm, he does consider that, though. "Oh! I mean, if you want to dress up, you should! I was just... ...I mean, to reiterate, I really mean it when I say I never thought about it. Being seen was...kind of the opposite of what I wanted..."

[arceusstansme]

"Why so?"

Traumatic backstory? Please, spill the tea. She tries to look a little concerned.

"You should think about it now. Yeah, the skull bag makes you stand out, but in a morbid way. You don't want to be known as the creepy kid who hangs out in graveyards and steal bones or something."

[seacub]

"I just didn't want to die."

NORMAL THINGS.

But, anyway, he scratches his head. "...well...I keep the helmet because it's at least good for protection when I need it... ...but I still really don't know where I'd start for anything else..."

[arceusstansme]

"Well, like, yeah. Join the club. Not dying is pretty cool."

She looks the Cubone up and down, and going by the voice-

"You're like what? 10? Let's get you a mascot shirt. Everyone loves mascot shirts. Also, a hat remembers 90 percent of fashion is how you accessorize."

[seacub]

"Twelve, actually."

Beat.

"...I think? It was hard to estimate."

There's a lot to unpack there, but hey, mascot shirts! "...Do you think they have mascot shirts here..?"

He's not acknowledging hats. No!!! He won't!

[arceusstansme]

"Yeah, age estimations kinda stink. When Cyllene met me, she was like 'You look 15.' and I was like, 'A'ight, cool.'"

So Akari is not going to worry about the age guessing because she has been there.

"Yeah, I will bet a berry we will find at least three shirts with a Pikachu on it. Everyone loves a Pikachu."

[seacub]

To that, he just nods.

"...It's probably a lot harder right now, huh. Do pokemon actually age the way humans do..?"

Hmm. Hmmmmmm.

....Hmmmmmmmm. "............what kind of berry?"

Look he has to know if he'll enjoy the berry on a sucker's bet.

[arceusstansme]

Akari thinks for a moment, "Pecha."

She knows even if she looses the bet, she could probably find Ingo with a Pecha berry someplace close by she could bum off him. Plus, Pecha berries were nice.

"And previously being humans would add into that confusion too. Like, I would assume one level per year of life, but here we are."

[seacub]

A sweet berry!

That should be fine, as long as it isn't sour. He just nods.

And then blinks. "Leve- Oh, right. I think I heard those mentioned... ...how do you even measure 'level'?"

[arceusstansme]

"Like, it's kinda obvious, especially as you figure out 'moves'." She explained.

"Or like, where they are with their evolution. Like Ingo is a Typhlosion, so he is level 36 at least."

[seacub]

"Huh..."

Huhhhhhh...

He ponders this.

"....What would you say about a Cubone that doesn't have ground moves?"

The answer in fact depends on how well Emporio can throw.

[arceusstansme]

"Every Cubone can do Mudslap fresh from the egg. You sure you don't have it? Maybe somehow you were given other moves in some weird middle ground thing. Random tutor move or something."

[seacub]

"We've tried pretty extensively, yeah."

Though that's a potentially good point.

"...Would you be able to tell..?"

Just. Hypothetically, because he's not about to start throwing moves around here.

[arceusstansme]

"We can go through the list and see what happens. Maybe the Doctor has a way to find out too."

Akari went through all the moves she could think of for a Cyndaquil and alas, she was very low level. Awful. Well, rags-to-riches story! Everyone loves an underdog.

"Then we can also figure out if you should change up your moves to. Always good to have plenty of coverage. Also, it would be good because Cubones move kinda slow, so we should find out if you have any hard-hitting moves at the moment."

She starts trying to drag the boy into a clothing shop.

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[seacub]

"For a moment we thought I had an electric move and a grass move, but we're pretty sure that isn't right..."

It was Normal every time.

"Uh- a-anyway we tried using the type muffins, that was how the electric-look-alike happened..."

He's just. Being dragged in. Akari is surprisingly enough slightly larger than he is, so it's not as hard as one would expect. Also, he's not really fighting against the idea of going inside, he has to do that part anyway.

[arceusstansme]

"Really? Maybe we should do a few test runs together."

And sure enough she starts grabbing some things and throwing it at the Cubone.

"Oh, like, by the way, I'm Akari."

She realized she hasn't even introduced herself.

[seacub]

"Like on some training gro- AH-!"

Clothing! An onslaught of clothing!!!

"E...Emporio..."

...comes the muffled reply.

[arceusstansme]

"Big name for a tiny guy." she said throwing another item of clothing at him.

"Got a nickname?"

[seacub]

"Uhh-"

FWUMP

He's going to end up a pile.

"...No? I, uh. I was more concerned with giving myself a name..."

[arceusstansme]

"Giving yourself a name?"

She asked, a little confused. Why would a kid need to name himself? Did he also lose his memories?

[seacub]

To that, Emporio shrugs- while also shedding the clothes that landed on him so far.

"Well, no one else was there to give me one...and I couldn't remember what my mom called me. So...I just came up with something using the sounds I remembered from her."

That's.....................SUPER DEPRESSING!

[arceusstansme]

"Well, that sucks. Surprised you could think of a name like that, considering you're like what? Nine? Doubt I could've done that when I was nine."

She didn't remember what she was like when she was nine. She never had reason to think on how she was to be honest.

[seacub]

"....I'm 12 now but...I mean, I was probably closer to 3 at the time..?"

There's a lot being said with those words and Emporio might not have caught what.