[closed] some get dealt simple hands

[belowthesea]

Who: Jack and friends!
What: Catch-all for Jack's quests and adventures in April (come poke me at necromantica if you'd like a starter!)
When: April
Where: Bottlecap Bay and the surrounding areas
Warnings: Cartoon-to-graphic violence, otherwise will update as needed! Jack's usual warnings may apply.

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[belowthesea]

Jack ends up sort of frozen in place at first, just... staring at her. Because across his entire span of memories - false or real - he can't actually remember someone rushing in to protect him of their own volition. His false memories painted him as the sort of cocksure go-getter that never needed rescuing, and his real memories... well, he's never been valuable enough to warrant it.

He blinks back to reality the next time those petals slice into him, and he scrambles to get out of the way while the Dittos turn their attention to Catrina. He doesn't want to move too far away - just far enough to duck behind cover and lick some of the honey off his paws. It should give him some health, at least, even if he's lost his human(?) body's terrifyingly efficient metabolism.

And he's keeping an eye on Catrina, just in case she needs help. Because he is absolutely willing to jump back in regardless of how dangerous it is for him.

Well...Catrina got a nat 20 on her dice roll with the Ditto...

[gimmeeyeballs]

You can hear that ominous boss music now as the rocks rain upon the Oddish disguised Ditto and it was relentless. Catrina would've been cackling maniacally at the scene, but she wasn't. No, Catrina was far too pissed off to even register just how successful this was.

Some of the 'Oddish' start running off from the war machine known as Catrina and her Psychic induced rock storm...Catrina what the hell did you do!?

"You better fucking run and be sure to tell yah little buddies about it!" Catrina goes to risk a glance and check on how Jack was holding up.

"Yah doing okay there, Jack?" Catrina...there's still some OdDittos there..