Catrina's Over the Top and Rancid April and May Catchall

[gimmeeyeballs]

Who: Catrina and Anyone Unfortunate Enough to be Around her...

What: Catrina getting into no good tomfoolery and chaos...Mightyena please ground this candle..

When: Throughout April and May....Oh Arceus..

Where: The Bay, PARTS UNKNOWN, and more to be added as the months go on...

Warnings: Catrina being a walking CW of sorts, potential peril, and more to be added as the months go on...

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[bugbeverage]

For perhaps the first time since he stepped out of the woods, Beetlejuice's bristly tail starts to wag.

"September! That's only--" He counts on his fingers. Okay that's too many months. "Okay, so these mountains...they can't be that hard to climb."

[gimmeeyeballs]

"Yeah, climbing the mountains aren't too hard! We'd have to get a guide for it, but definitely, we can totally go off to the mountains to see Froslass!"

Sorry Froslass, you're getting TWO whole weirdoes coming to your icy kingdom in the mountains...

[bugbeverage]

Beetlejuice sees no reason their plan might fail. It's just mountains!

"Great idea, now, tell me what this babe looks like."

Beetlejuice as of late has been facing a problem--usually he can find attractive people everywhere he looks, but everybody here is a fucking CREATURE of some kind and he is not a furry so it's been. Strange. To not have anyone to be horny at. What's he supposed to do? Get to know people first? Eugh!

[gimmeeyeballs]

"Dude, she's like slender, tall, prettiest ice blue eyes ever, and wears this hot red slash that's tied into a bow in the back. She floats around too that's sexy as hell!"

Catrina was more than happy to share this with her new roomie Beetlejuice. Just Froslass was the hottest ice queen in the Bay, regardless of being up in the mountains.

This should end well!