June Catch All! [Open and Closed Prompts]

[dripdrive]

Who: Anasui, Emporio, Firepaw, Flamebringer, Sanji, Ring-Spirit, Laios... AND MAYBE YOU!
What: Quests and a Non-Quest Prompt!
Where: Southern Forest, Ocean, Around Town! Check the prompts!
When: Throughout June.
Warnings: Check the individual threads. Likely hallucinations in the quest-related threads.

Comments

[dripdrive]

[Little old man.

And excuse you, he isn't mindlessly wrecking it! He's being incredibly meticulous in its deconstruction! The outer coating is neatly folded on the floor and now he's trying to get the jar's spike loose enough so he can carefully put it aside. Or was trying to, since Technus is suddenly in his face. Anasui shakes his head, trying to use his hair to shoo Technus away like a bothersome fly.]

If this is a technological marvel, you must be from a primitive place. This is a barely a functioning capacitor. [WOW Anasui.]

[technusrulez]

[That upsets Technus. It's not his fault he has limited materials!]

IT IS A TECHNOLOGICAL MARVEL BECAUSE I, TECHNUS, MASTER OF TECHNOLOGY, HAVE CREATED IT! I AM WORKING WITH LIMITED MATERIALS HERE!

[dripdrive]

[Hells, this thing is loud. Anasui rolls his eyes at the ghost.]

So it stands on virtue of you rather than being anything of actual use. A marvel would be able to excel in spite of limited materials.

[Anasui tries to push his head past the Rotom to go back to looking at the machine.] What are you even using for the covering? I didn't know they had foil here.

[technusrulez]

I AM EXCELLING! I CANNOT MAKE THINGS FROM MATERIALS I DO NOT HAVE! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TECHNOLOGY!

[Technus keeps buzzing into Anasui's face like a particularly annoying bug.]

[dripdrive]

Then make the materials, obviously. Aren't you a 'Master of Technology' or something? [Anasui scowls. He tries to Peck at Technus, since the ghost insists on flying in front of his beak.]

I know how to dismantle pocket watches, toys, cars and a high voltage utility-pole amongst other things. I know more than you'd expect, pest.

[technusrulez]

I MAY BE A GENIUS, BUT I CANNOT SUMMON MATERIALS OUT OF NOWHERE! YOU MAY KNOW HOW TO DESTROY, BUT I DOUBT YOU KNOW HOW TO CREATE!

[The Peck hits, and Technus yelps.]

DID YOU JUST ATTACK ME???

[dripdrive]

I don't. But I don't pretend to be a master while I'm at it.

[Anasui shrugs, a somewhat difficult gesture to see when his shoulders are so low.]

You must be imagining things. You flew into my face. You must have bumped into my beak. [Anasui makes no attempt to make that sound more convincing.]

[technusrulez]

YOU ARE A FOOL AND A MORON BESIDES! I AM A MASTER, I AM JUST WORKING WITH LIMITED MATERIALS!

[Electricity buzzes around Technus's body.]

LEAVE ME BE OR I, TECHNUS, SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN!

[dripdrive]

Do you think you're capable of that, Sparky?

[But Anasui doesn't feel the need to aggravate the Rotom much further though so he backs off.]

... But hey... If you have anything you don't want, I'll take it off your hands.