October Catch-All

[friendlyflower]

Who: Flowey & Kinger, Tenna, Cedric, Kris, Impmon, and maybe more!
What: Quests, quests, quests! He's a busy boy! 
Where: The Woods surrounding and beyond Death Blood Murder Skull Town, Umemiya's future garden
When: Throughout October
Warnings: Pokemon battling (violence/injury), Flowey's trauma (mentions of/themes of depression, depersonalization, guilt, child death, murder), others TBA

Comments

[friendlyflower]

At least you've got arms. I get the point, so calm down, overachiever. The guild leaders aren't gonna give you a bonus. [He tosses a twig into the cart. They aren't even really paid, per se, besides the privilege of food and housing. Then again, this society doesn't really use money to begin with.]

So what's your story, new guy? Got warped in after winning a popularity contest?

Sorry I've been so slow on this thread, this month has been a mess.

[ba_boom]

Hah, very funny.

[If it helps, he's really not any more fond of himself than most other people are. He knows.]

I'll have you know, back where I'm from I just helped save the world. Two worlds!

[Okay, he did very little of the heavy lifting, but he still helped!

Unlike here, where he's now doing a lot of the heavy lifting such as it is- apparently, Flowey doing something is enough to mollify him.]

that's ok! i understand!

[friendlyflower]

Ha! Join the club. [He also did very little of the heavy lifting. In fact, he was more of an active hindrance... But he helped in the end.] I freed all the monsters from their eternal prison. What about you?

[ba_boom]

Oh, nothin' too much. Just fought an out of control force trying to delete the human world and the digital world and helped save a little girl from its clutches.

[He's definitely overselling events a little, particularly since it's arguably his fault she was in its clutches in the first place- and therefore his fault that the D-Reaper got so powerful in the first place by feeding off of her emotions- but why bring up silly details like that, Flowey doesn't need that level of boring detail.]

Hey, uh... any idea how much of this we need?

[Because between his own tiny arms and Flowey's hostile compliance, he's looking at their pile of wood and he's not exactly impressed with their progress so far.]

[friendlyflower]

It is going pretty slow! Guess you'd better work harder!

[Usually, they fill up a cart or a bin or something... they aren't even half done yet. He should've looked at how small Impmon is and known better.]

Hmm... how about we race, then? Since you're so great, it should be no problem for you to beat lil ol' me.

[ba_boom]

Oh, you're on, sprout! Look how much we've already been doing, I'm totally gonna mop the floor with-

[jeopardy.mp3]

...Hey, you're trying to get me to do all the work again!

we can leave it here or keep going if you'd like-- up to you?

[friendlyflower]

And it almost worked! [He snickers.]

3 2 1 go!!! Whoever gets fewer branches has to eat a rotten berry!!

[With that, he actually sets about this 'race' of theirs.]

This seems like a good wrapping point.

[ba_boom]

Yeah, yeah, you try any more funny stuff and I'm feedin' it to you myself!

[It's hard to take a threat seriously from a grumbly little gremlin like Sableye, but he seems to be satisfied with it nevertheless, because he's off to the races without another word.]