friendlyflower: (howdy)
Flowey ([personal profile] friendlyflower) wrote in [community profile] bottlecaplogs2026-01-12 12:00 pm

[Closed] Zangooseo and Seviperette

Who: Flowey + Catrina
What: Escorting Zangoose from Skull Town to Bottlecap Bay
Where: The road between Skull Town & Bottlecap Bay
When: Early January
Warnings: Canon-typical Pokemon violence, two edgelords telling each other "exactlyyy"

Wherefore art thou?

"You sure picked a great time to travel, buddy," Flowey grumbles. He's wearing his new flame-pattern beanie, which sure stands out in the snow he's languidly hopping through.

Zangoose seems less perturbed, maybe thanks to their thick coat of fur. The client has been remarkably patient with Team Burning Despair (note: not actually an official team), though they seem to just be a patient type.

Although the path between the towns has been becoming well-trodden by the day, it's still not exactly paved and lit up or anything. Once they reach the border of the North Forest, Flowey stares Zangoose down-- something that would look much cooler if he didn't have to look up to meet their eyes. "Stay behind me and in front of Catrina. And don't do anything STUPID, alright?"
gimmeeyeballs: Yeah whatever (I hear yah)

[personal profile] gimmeeyeballs 2026-01-18 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Damn, Zangoose here is a party pooper! No fun with this Pokemon, no fun at all! They get to be in the nerd jail for the rest of the journey."

Catrina...that's not how escort service works...CATRINA...Nope she's gonna be immature and shame the Zangoose for being boring and a nerd, the worst possible crime ever.

"Hey Flowey, how much further till we reach town with Boring Nerd?"
gimmeeyeballs: As a matter of Fact... (Like Papa Smurf always says..)

[personal profile] gimmeeyeballs 2026-01-18 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Sorry Tundra Farts, but yah did choose to travel in horrible winter conditions! Suck it up and carry on!"

Catrina had the benefits of being a candle..on fire...she's managing stupidly well in these conditions somehow. The power of spiting the Zangoose was strong at the moment as she followed with Flowey's lead.

Sorry Zangoose, you did choose to travel in winter with these two edge lords...