Oran Berry Sleepover 2.0

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Who: Oran Berries and honestly anyone else who wants to sneak in. No rules, just right.
What: It's time to force everyone into the same room again for the traditional human bonding ritual.
Where: The Spire
When: Early June
Warnings: Possible coma mentions, will add more if things come up.



"It might be time for another sleepover."

[It's hard for an Oran Berry member to say no to Mom Mightyena, so you can bet A.B.A has taken this suggestion to heart. At least this time around, most people are aware of her intentions, and she was smart enough to mention her plans ahead of time.

She is, however, still recovering. Despite her dislike for admitting weakness, she's reached out to her fellow guildmates in hopes to find help in herding everyone together for her. Possibly even you! Let's cure loneliness together and make sure no one sleeps by themselves tonight!]

[ooc: This is a mingle style log! Feel free to make a top level and tag around! Although this is happening in The Spire, I honestly don't care if Pokémon from other guilds have heard the news and wanna sneak in on this. Everyone deserves to experience the joy that is being crammed into the same room as a bunch of other people.]

Comments

cw: PLA spoilers

[arceusstansme]

[Akari nods as she realizes. Flowey just said he had become a god (which really, everyone has known someone like that, you know.), but he is also getting so excited about the idea of writing a 'swear word' on the wall.]

[He should've said 'fuck'. So instead, she scratches in ASSBUTT and turned him around to see it.]

[friendlyflower]

YES!!!!!! [He can't stop himself from shouting, probably drawing attention from others. He bursts into evil laughter-- the "I wanted to be god" thing is shining through again. Doing vandalism is awesome!!!]

Heh... [He catches his breath.] is that the best you can do? Come on, I know you can do better! [Notably, he has not said 'fuck'.]

[arceusstansme]

[Vandalism is 100 percent the reason why you should become God.]

Oh, you're challenging me to a swear contest?

[She says easily, her theory about Flowey by his reaction over 'assbutt' becoming more and more solid.]

Can't do too many in one place, they have to jumpscare people.

[She said easily.]

But whats your entry into the contest for next one on the wall?

[friendlyflower]

[If Akari is perceptive, she might notice Flowey tense up a little.] Heh... asking me? Did you run out of ideas already, Miss "I'm going to fight Arceus"? How about you write what you'll say when you meet him face-to-face?

[He's dodging the question!!!]

[arceusstansme]

[Time for her to rag on him.]

Still using the baby first cussword books? Don't worry, we can go through the alphabet together.

A is for Ass.
B is for -?

[friendlyflower]

[He turns, shadows falling across his face.]

... I get it now. You're testing me. Fine. How about this one?

...

Butthole.

Are you happy now?

[arceusstansme]

[He was an infant! Like Emporio! Oh. My. Sinnoh.]

[Because of this, she knew how to react- she threw back her head and laughed.]

Thats, like, an awesome one. Let's put it on the wall.

[friendlyflower]

Yeah, whatever. [He allows Akari to pick him up again for vandalism purposes.] I bet you don't have any better swear words.

[arceusstansme]

I have swear words you have to find in ancient caves they are so rare. Also engraved in walls.

[Yup, she was engraving it.]

Passed down from generations.

[friendlyflower]

Now you're just messing with me. [He humphs loudly, wishing he had arms to cross.] There's no way that's true. [... Then again, she did say she was sent back in time.] ... Right?

[arceusstansme]

Very true.

[She lied.]

Think about it, swears are not new. Back in prehistoric days, when Kabutops ran wild, humans would need a proper way to express the shock when they are trying to poop and BAM wild Kabutops come a-swinging.

[friendlyflower]

Oh, yeah? Put your money where your mouth is. Tell you what. I'll trade you the worst swear I know for the worst one you know!

[Will this be it? Will he finally say a swear word??]

[arceusstansme]

[Akari had an idea. A horrible, wonderful idea.]

[She looked around, then leaned over to where she would assume Flowey's ear would be and whispered.]

William Shitner.

[friendlyflower]

[Wow, this is great! He's learning all sorts of new words!]

"William Shitner?" Is that a person's name? Did you find that one in his ancient tomb or what?

[He looks around, then whispers into where he assumes her ear would be.]

... Fuck. [He barely squeaks it out.]

[arceusstansme]

[Time for Akari to play along-]

[She whispers back.]

That is a spicy one.

[She says as if 'fuck' isn't a normal part of her mental narrative.]

[friendlyflower]

Hee hee. [He learned that one from a friend, once. Ah, the good old days of youth.] Okay, okay, now put 'em on the wall!

[arceusstansme]

[She starts to scratch those words on also, but purposely misspelled 'fuck' as 'fuk' because fuck scratching a 'c' into the wall.]