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bottlecaplogs2025-09-07 02:35 pm
friendlyflower) wrote in bottlecaplogs2025-09-07 02:35 pm
September Catch-All
Who: Flowey & Emporio, Anasui, Akechi, Firoza, and maybe YOU!
What: Quests, discussing Theories, hearing stories, and rumors of a certain boy's birthday (aka-- I decided Flowey's birthday is on the Undertale anniversary, September 15th)
Where: Furnace Mountain, in & around Death Blood Murder Skull Town
When: Throughout September
Warnings: Potential Pokemon battling (violence/injury), Flowey's trauma (mentions of/themes of depression, depersonalization, guilt, child death, murder)
What: Quests, discussing Theories, hearing stories, and rumors of a certain boy's birthday (aka-- I decided Flowey's birthday is on the Undertale anniversary, September 15th)
Where: Furnace Mountain, in & around Death Blood Murder Skull Town
When: Throughout September
Warnings: Potential Pokemon battling (violence/injury), Flowey's trauma (mentions of/themes of depression, depersonalization, guilt, child death, murder)
uwa!! so birthday (just don’t look at the date)
Poffins would be too obvious of a choice after their first encounter. No thumbs meant anything crafty was out of the question. Briefly, he wondered if Flowey might appreciate a cool bone or two, especially with that name he picked for the outpost, until he remembered how much he disliked the thought of killing other Pokémon.
Well, eating other Pokémon, but the same logic applies. That meant bonemeal and compost were also out. Despite the odds being stacked against him, Laios does eventually think of something, which he carefully carries to the Sunkern in a small bag. ]
Happy birthday, Flowey. Sorry I was a little late. [ Froslass business to attend to, after all. He glances around, making note of the party decor and snacks, before his eyes land on the Sunkern’s party hat. ] You’re turning... ten today?
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[His eyes settle on the small bag.] Aw, shucks, you shouldn't have!
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When he notices the birthday boy looking at his birthday gift, his expression seems to light up all over again. ]
You're really hard to find a present for, but I couldn't just show up empty-handed! [ Maybe a little too blunt, even for him, but he laughs it off. ] Here, I can get it out for you, actually. It's a bit sharp.
[ A beat. ]
Buuut... no peeking until it's on!
[ He's going to be weirdly adamant about this. Close your eyes, Flowey! Don't think about what it might be! ]
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Aw, shucks, Laios. You... didn't have to! [Maybe Laios changed his mind about eating him. Gulp.] Umm...
... by the way, for no reason at all, I think I taste really bad. Like, nausea-inducing bad. Just saying.
[With that, he closes his eyes. He trusts Laios. Right?]
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You know— [ He moves closer in a half-circle, dragging the bag slowly in the dirt. His voice gets lower. ] —I've always liked that about plants. They're so versatile when faced with the same problem.
[ Does his breath feel warm against your back, Flowey? Do you hear the gnashing of sharp teeth as he rips into the bag behind you? ]
Toxins, irritants... a bitter taste. [ He pulls out something that seems to clink against itself as he does. ] But animals are just as adaptable. Resistances. Immunities. [ There's a soft hum to his words now. ] Funny how hunger can be such a powerful motivator in nature, don't you think?
[ Carefully, he begins to wrap that something around Flowey's body multiple times, squeezing tighter and tighter until he's sure it's on nice and secure. ]
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[ It’s a necklace? belt? sash? adorned with Sharpedo teeth, all threaded together courtesy of a few Joltiks. ]
I can’t help you with toxins, but I can at least give you thorns until you get bigger. Now you’ll be even more unappetizing out in the wild!
[ Laios also thinks it makes him look really cool but he doesn't say that out loud. ]
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... He can't move. He's being wrapped up. He's helpless. Armless, legless, and without his ability to Reset. He always thought someone would get wise to him eventually and choose to put an end to him, but he isn't prepared now that it seems to be here.]
2/3
...
...
... he's still alive?
Flowey feels heavier. The necklace/belt is a little heavy. With some newfound difficulty, he hops over to his bowl of water, the only thing that can serve as a mirror in this room.]
3/3
[He is going to be so fucking badass. 180 Base Stat Total, who??? He does a few imaginary 'jabs' at the air around him.]
You're a genius, Laios! How'd you know?!
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You really like it? [ Practically radiating pride and joy right now. Or maybe that's just some excess static. ] I figured you could use something special for quests. Being a seed is tough without some extra defenses! [ Alleged bad taste aside. Nnnnot that he's thinking of confirming that for himself one day! ]
Did you know Sharpedos could rip through entire ships with those teeth? No way any wild Pokémon will give you trouble now.
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[He's just being an edgelord right now. Let him have his fun. Soon enough, he acts normal again:]
Thanks a bunch! It must've taken you a lot of effort to collect all these teeth!
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familiarendearing about this, even if it's a little cringe. ]Sharpedos re-grow them pretty regularly, so they wash up on shore a lot. If you just know where to look, they're easy to dig for! I should show you sometime... We'll just have to go through some of my tunnels for the best spots...
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[ Suddenly, he forgot how to talk. ]
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Laios. How many bones.
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[ Next question?? Pass?????? ]
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Flowey grabs a convenient little ball with a vine.]
FETCH!
[He proceeds to throw it. It does go out the door of his room. Fortunately for Laios, it remains on one of the raised walkways and doesn't require him to go jumping down to the forest floor.]
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Flowey, what—
[ What's he doing with that anyway? ] Wait, don't—! [ Where ball go? Ball? Ball?? Ball????? ]
Why??
[ A flash of yellow fur zooms out the door. He's gone. ]
HE GIVES YOU A HANDMADE NECKLACE. AND YOU TRICK HIM
Now...
[As soon as he comes back with the ball, Flowey rears back...
... and pretends to throw the ball, hiding it behind his back.]
... fetch again!
HIS JOKER ARC STARTS NOW (1/LMAO)
I found... [ Huff. Wheeze. ] I found it! Flowey, you need to be more careful around h—
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[ Wait. ]
(5/5) (sorry)
im so sorry laios.
You should've SEEN yourself! I can't believe you FELL for it! You really have become just like a dog... hee hee hee!
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(2/3) (all along it's flowey we should be sorry to)
(3/3)
wrapped!!