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bottlecaplogs2025-09-07 02:35 pm
September Catch-All
Who: Flowey & Emporio, Anasui, Akechi, Firoza, and maybe YOU!
What: Quests, discussing Theories, hearing stories, and rumors of a certain boy's birthday (aka-- I decided Flowey's birthday is on the Undertale anniversary, September 15th)
Where: Furnace Mountain, in & around Death Blood Murder Skull Town
When: Throughout September
Warnings: Potential Pokemon battling (violence/injury), Flowey's trauma (mentions of/themes of depression, depersonalization, guilt, child death, murder)
What: Quests, discussing Theories, hearing stories, and rumors of a certain boy's birthday (aka-- I decided Flowey's birthday is on the Undertale anniversary, September 15th)
Where: Furnace Mountain, in & around Death Blood Murder Skull Town
When: Throughout September
Warnings: Potential Pokemon battling (violence/injury), Flowey's trauma (mentions of/themes of depression, depersonalization, guilt, child death, murder)

Scholastic Decisions
But Anasui? Ugggghhhh. Flowey knows he decided he wants to be a 'better person', but does he have to start now?
As they set out to Furnace Mountain and as the heat goes from 'sweltering' to 'nearly unbearable' for the little Sunkern, his barely-restrained disdain becomes known.]
This sucks!!! Ribombee is a sick freak for sending me out here!
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Oh, quit your whining, kid. It's not going to make it any cooler. Or suck any less.
[Anasui isn't much happier, Flowey. The heat is already making him irritable faster too.] Walk faster. The sooner we get there, the sooner we can leave.
Oops it was myyyy turnnnn
Sadly there is no car, only one of the problems.]
If you want, maybe one of us could carry you..? [Emporio trails off, looking from Flowey to Anasui. He and Golbat...can't...really do it after all...
...considering how the move went this could be tricky.] H...here, I brought extra water for everyone, [he deflects. Golbat meanwhile assures them that they Should be a bit cooler in the tunnels. Probably.
Depends how close to a vent they end up.]
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[Flowey jumps onto Anasui's back and hangs on for dear life.]
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new icon for this LMFAOOO
sfdksfdkhsddf
im still losing it oh my god
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laughing so hard as i write this stupid reply
Omg hfhjshfjdshf
this get-along shirt is gonna have to become a get-along tube scarf at this rate
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feel free to continue without me while these two talk
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should we guide this to an end you think?
we can wrap up here?
Sounds good to me
No Pain No Grain
The second meeting of the Flowey Detective Agency is now in session! Do you wanna start by presenting your findings?
[Admittedly, he has few new findings on Ribombee. With Firepaw in a coma, Flowey has been trying his hardest to aim for the coveted guildmaster's pet position, but realistically his tantrum on the Grumpearl network shot his chances at that forever. He still thinks that at least if he works hard enough, Ribombee will be forced to acknowledge him.
The only 'finding' he does have is that Ribombee made him shorten it from 'Death Blood Murder Skull Town' to just 'Skull Town', which Flowey thinks makes him even more suspicious, personally.]
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[He gives a rather flat look, head slightly cocked.]
I could protest that, given that I worked as a detective.
[A rather fraudulent one, but still...
Well, they have other matters to tend to, fluttering about to gather their resources.]
At any rate, I do have some information regarding the housing hierarchy. Where Mightyena-san is concerned, it's merely a matter of space, time, and resources, and she was deeply apologetic about the living conditions.
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... But, hey! At least, I heard someone got a fancy new promotion! [He perks up a little.] Way to go!
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[He puffs out his chest a little, tipping his chin up.]
But, funnily enough, Mightyena-san did advise speaking to Ribombee-san. She seemed... uneasy, when questioned about it, almost as if there's tension between the two.
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Flowey's Birthday (OTA)
[Flowey doesn't know how the rumor got out. Maybe it was Lusamine, before she fell into a coma. Maybe it was Chara, getting revenge for him accidentally letting their name slip on the Grumpearl network. Maybe it was Ribombee or Dr. Denne or even that
bastardbest friend, Malamar.Either way, rumors spread that today, September 15th, is Flowey's birthday.
This infuriates him to no end. It would've been Asriel's birthday, but that kid is gone. If anyone asks him, he replies with:]
Birthday? Buddy, you think flowers had birthdays? And what would I ask for, a shiny red bike with a basket? Don't be stupid.
ii. Uwa!! So Birthday
[For some reason, a small group of Pokemon has taken it upon themselves to throw a little party for Flowey in the Canopy. An assortment of ripe berries and baked goods serve as party refreshments. Flowey is wearing a party hat, sitting in a corner. If he had arms, he would be crossing them.
You can say that your character was involved in setting up the party if you would like. If nobody else would have set up the party, then it's going to be a small assortment of NPC Pokemon that Flowey was involved in rescuing or helping throughout the months.
Feel free to arrive with a gift, a snack, or just to wish Flowey a happy birthday.]
iii. Wildcard, Start!
[Feel free to throw any other birthday-related prompt at Flowey. Here's a few notes:
- This takes place in the middle of the month, so this is concurrent with the test drive. Flowey is hiding out from Skull Town because he doesn't want to be brainwashed with Froslass.
- He would be turning 13. He has graduated from edgy tween to edgy teen.
- This is, in fact, after his broadcast where he crashed out over Lusamine's coma and said he wants everyone to die.]
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BIRTHDAY, sorry. Birthday. Even if it's the same dang thing, she's trying to keep to what most people tend to call things.
But anyway. The further she gets from the outpost, the more Firoza realizes she's been acting weird, over there. That maybe it's not completely her own will driving her chipper enthusiasm. And that's...concerning. But she's made her bed there, in a way - she'll be returning, if only to make sure to try and keep other people relatively safe. In some capacity. Someway.
For now, Flowey gets a remarkably lucid Firoza presenting him with...a hat. A green knitted hat for his tiny Sunkern head.]
Happy Nameday, Flowey.
[...Mm, old habits.]
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But still, he resolved to try being nicer. He puts on a smile.
... Golly, she made the trek away from her precious Froslass cult just to be here. That's nice, isn't it? All for someone like him.]
Nameday, huh? [That's funny to him. He chose his name on a completely different day. ... but, he's not going to say that.] Gee, thanks, Firoza!
[He puts on the hat. It smothers his leaves a little, but it is warm. That will be useful going forward.]
... Thanks for making it out here. I know it's a real trip.
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[Just hitched along with a supply run or something, it's fine.]
Besides - it's going to be cold soon, isn't it? And since you're a plant, I thought to myself, you might need this sooner rather than later. Apologies that my knitting isn't nearly as skillful as it could be...
[Weavers do be out here learning everything, but Nidoran paws are not the best for it, especially when most of her focus has been on refining sewing and embroidery techniques.]
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cw: shadowbringers body horror
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pREMONITION
Surely, their friend Malamar meant well,
In any case, Emporio just blinks.]
...Well, it would still mark the passage of time I guess...
Are bikes normal birthday presents then? I thought it was a fiction thing.
[There's always SOMETHING with this kid-]
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...
[He thinks about saying "no, I was just joking," but Emporio will know. Ugh!!!!]
Hey, do you know when your birthday is?
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He didn't even mean it. He just said it like he'd say the sky is blue.
...
Probably makes it all worse, honestly. Still, he can see a deflection when it's happening, and....he can guess why, so he'll just nod and answer the question.]
Not technically. Not if we're talking about when I was actually born anyway.
[It is what it is!] But, when I realized they were for counting how old you were, I used that day to start count. So, my birthday's in February.
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local duraludon immediately shudder in peril
LOL
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me whenever i ask pyra abt a new headcanon: *holy shit*
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wrapped? :O
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Flowey! Good afternoon! How old does today make you?
imagine gloomy sunkern in a party hat
He's also wearing a party hat and somehow there's confetti on him.]
I guess I would've been 13.
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LMFAO
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ii
Given her general work ethic, she may not have volunteered to help with the setup ahead of time, but after she arrives early, she's almost definitely helping out anyway—and later, when she finds an opportunity for it, she'll shuffle over to Flowey, holding a parcel wrapped loosely in paper.]
Happy birthday, dweeb. You are rocking the crown, by the way.
[She points to his party hat.]
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we can leave this here unless you have another idea? your choice
Uwa!! So birthday!
When the party is going, and he's made sure everything he's responsible for is in order, he goes up to Flowey. He's carrying a small satchel. Inside: an assortment of poffins, because he's not sure what flavor Flowey prefers.
... Pfff. That face... ]
So grumpy, and that on your birthday, [Ren says with a grin.] Not enjoying your party?
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Here's a question. Would YOU be happy celebrating your birthday right now?
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your best friend
It wasn't not Chara. My, what motives their best friend ascribes to them, though. Surely they would not do something so mean-spirited...? For all that Flowey might claim to be miserable or above it all, there's at least a few moments they'd noted as they drifted by, lurking in the shadows of the dense canopy above, where his excitement betrayed himself.
So Flowey's made friends despite himself. What a thought. This world ...
When the proceedings have quieted down somewhat, and fewer Pokemon remain, Chara drifts up through the floor. Their mask is nowhere to be seen, leaving them free to lounge idly in odd positions in the air in defiance of gravity. ]
And so the passage of time continues apace. It is still strange to think of, is it not?
Happy birthday.
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By the time Chara shows up, most of the sweets have already been eaten. Flowey has stubbornly saved one of the last chocolate-flavored confections. He's finally thrown off the party hat and is wearing his new skull-print beanie proudly.]
Howdy! Finally decided to show up, huh? Welcome to my amazing Cheri Guild housing!
[It's... still pretty pathetic, even though he clearly tried to make it look nicer. A pile of leaves in the corner must be his bed. The various food offerings have been placed on massive palm leaves which otherwise rest on the ground in lieu of a table. A few basic party decorations and games have been brought in, but otherwise, the room is empty. Flowey's little satchel rests in another corner, stuffed full of various seeds. The only thing of note in the room is a Sun Stone, sitting on a little shelf on the wall, glowing faintly in the natural light.]
That's right. It sucks. You already knew I was bluffing, didn't you?
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uwa!! so birthday (just don’t look at the date)
Poffins would be too obvious of a choice after their first encounter. No thumbs meant anything crafty was out of the question. Briefly, he wondered if Flowey might appreciate a cool bone or two, especially with that name he picked for the outpost, until he remembered how much he disliked the thought of killing other Pokémon.
Well, eating other Pokémon, but the same logic applies. That meant bonemeal and compost were also out. Despite the odds being stacked against him, Laios does eventually think of something, which he carefully carries to the Sunkern in a small bag. ]
Happy birthday, Flowey. Sorry I was a little late. [ Froslass business to attend to, after all. He glances around, making note of the party decor and snacks, before his eyes land on the Sunkern’s party hat. ] You’re turning... ten today?
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[His eyes settle on the small bag.] Aw, shucks, you shouldn't have!
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HE GIVES YOU A HANDMADE NECKLACE. AND YOU TRICK HIM
HIS JOKER ARC STARTS NOW (1/LMAO)
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im so sorry laios.
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wrapped!!